More silly and unlawful conduct by women than anyone could ever imagine!
There’s a story for everyone in this book. You can read about the 6-foot, 400-pound woman arrested for fraud with $26,000 found stuffed in her very ample bra; stories of women who get naked and do disorderly things like steal cars, smash windshields and freak out in airports; the story of the dying woman who asked her husband to have a replica of her vagina carved on her tombstones which he could look at instead of chasing women after her death; stories of women teachers who have sexual affairs with high school boys; a woman who called New Haven police from a nightclub to give her a ride home; a story about a Texas women who asks her son to set a snake afire in her backyard and burns down her house; a story of a Japanese madam who specializes in providing 330-pound prostitutes to men who like women with “explosive boobs and butts”; a story about an Arizona lady who was the spokesperson for the State Department of Public Safety who was forced to resign when she learned that she was an undocumented alien living illegally in the U.S.; a “drunken dummy” or two; and a wide variety of just plain, stupid criminal stories about women in trouble that make this anthology worth reading. It is Professor Birdsong’s funniest yet!
Rating: 4 stars
My Review: I received a copy of this book in exchange for an honest review.
Oh boy, people tend to lose their head when they are breaking and evading the law, don't they? The first example in the synopsis....did she really think she would be able to keep her bra on? And how do you stuff that much money in your bra? How do you even come up with that much cash?!
I was rather disappointed with the denizens of my own home state of Louisiana when the very first case was from LA. I believe there were only one of two cases from my resident state of Massachusetts. The strangest one was the request of the dying wife for her husbvand to immortalize her female parts into a carving on her headstone. WHAT?! And he actually did it! And he seemed happy about it.....
This was a fun, quick read that had me shaking my head at the antics of some of these women. It was like watching a few episodes of Cops from my Kindle. Amusing, and short enough not to make me feel like I was dragging my heels.
I do wish that in some of them they gave some more detail, but it wasn't necessary.
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About the Author:
Professor Birdsong received his J.D. from the Harvard Law School and his B.A. from Howard University. He teaches law in Orlando, Florida. After graduation from law school he worked four years at the law firm of Baker Hostetler. He then entered into a varied and distinguished career in government service. He served as a diplomat with the U.S. State Department with various postings in Nigeria, Germany and the Bahamas. Professor Birdsong later served as a federal prosecutor. After leaving government service, and before he began teaching, Professor Birdsong was in private law practice in Washington, D.C.
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