Q: Happy Mardi Gras! If they were throwing the HOTTEST books off of a Mardi Gras float -- what would you do to have them throw to you…?
Ah see. I'm a New Orleans native, so I know ahead of time that this would take MONTHS of prep work. It would take bribes, and networking, and yes, maybe even a boob job. I figure that if I can find someone who would be on that particular float and get in good with them, I can just get them to hold one of each for me and give them to me afterwards, or even beforehand. I'll be happy to meet them at the beginning of the parade route.
If that didn't work, then I'd have to resort to the boob job, cause everyone knows, its the hottest girls with the biggest boobs, that get the beads. But then, wouldn't it just be cheaper and less painful to buy the books myself?
Haha nice! Sounds like you've got things planned! You could always do what I would do, wait for the people to drink to much and drop their books!
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DeleteSo true....I wouldn't need the boob job cause honestly...these girls do not need to get any bigger. Anyway I totally would just try and get in good with the people...if that didn't work...well no flashing because I don't know that many authors or book people interested in seeing other peoples goods...awkward. Thank you for following me this week. Old follower!
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DeleteYes Yes... Ordering it would be better... I like your answer..
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So true!! Boob jobs = never a great idea. Buying the books yourself = greatest investment ever.
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Hhaha months of prep work? Maybe paying them off beforehand would work! Great answer :)
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That sounds...like a lot of work. Meh, no thanks. Thanks for stopping by! Happy Friday!
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Then you'd be my go to person for insider tips!!! I'm a flat chested girl and while I'd flash for books, I won't get a boob job for them. Too squeamish for that. Thanks for stopping by my blog and following! I'm following you back on GFC.
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Great answer. Also, wouldn't it hurt to have the books lobbed at you from the float? Thank you so much for stopping by my FF. Old follower :D Jaclyn @ JC's Book Haven
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ReplyDeleteHaha. I love your practical answer. Mine as well just buy the books and then laugh at all the people who spent their monies on boob jobs instead!!!
ReplyDeleteHa ha! You're right! And I think out of everyone I've visited you're the only person to mention that we could all just walk into the book store and purchase these books ourselves . . . but where's the fun in that? ;)
ReplyDeleteI resorted to throwing cats and zombie kids . . . kinda wish I'd thought of the boob job too! ;)
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I adore the reasoning! Boob job or self reliance. Hmm...
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Haha!! Boob job, nice!!
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