Q: Happy Mardi Gras! If they were throwing the HOTTEST books off of a Mardi Gras float -- what would you do to have them throw to you…?
Ah see. I'm a New Orleans native, so I know ahead of time that this would take MONTHS of prep work. It would take bribes, and networking, and yes, maybe even a boob job. I figure that if I can find someone who would be on that particular float and get in good with them, I can just get them to hold one of each for me and give them to me afterwards, or even beforehand. I'll be happy to meet them at the beginning of the parade route.
If that didn't work, then I'd have to resort to the boob job, cause everyone knows, its the hottest girls with the biggest boobs, that get the beads. But then, wouldn't it just be cheaper and less painful to buy the books myself?